Men's Coochie Boxin' Beach Towel

$36.99

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Warning: This towel is not for the easily embarrassed.

This is for the man who talks his talk...and backs it up. The one who doesn't flinch when the conversation gets spicy. The one who knows confidence is foreplay. The Men's Coochie Boxin Beach Towel is loud, cocky, and unapologetically grown. Ladies lay it out at the beach. Hand it to him before vacation. Wrap it as a "just because" gift. And watch him stand a little taller. With bold comic-style lettering and playful attitude, it's basically a walking inside joke--except you're laying on it. This towel says: I don't just show up...I perform. This towel says "If you know, you know. And if you don't...you better learn." Soft enough to lay on. Absorbent enough to handle the heat. Bold enough to make strangers read twice.

Beach day? Statement made.

Pool party? Attention secured.

Vacation baecation? Say less.

If you're shy, keep scrolling. If you're grown, confident, and got stamina in more ways than one...this one's yours.

Choose from 2 sizes: Bath Towel (30" x 60") or Beach Towel (36" x 72")